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Porcelain King

from HAHA High School by American Soy Sauce

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So this song is pretty much about the time when Matt and Skylar went to McDonalds one day and between themselves bought 40 nuggets, two large fries and two sweet teas filled with soda. Skylar devoured the meal like a champion and actually asked for more while Matt struggled to finish his second box of nuggets after attacking the fries first. Slow and steady doesn't always prove to be the best course of action against food at least. Matt had a lot of interesting things, a lot of which he doesn't remember saying, and one of the things he said was, "As soon as I get home, I'm going to sit on my porcelain throne and think about the world as the world passes through me."

And thus, the song was written.

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The Porcelain King went with his thane to the mid-state restaurant of the hens domain
The King and the Thane were there for lunch and had a feast that was meant for a whole bunch

This is the Conquest of The Porcelain Kings Nugget Expedition!!

They got themselves 40 pieces of great white chicken and the thane devoured them like poor defenseless men
Poor old King had 20 to go and cried "I must defeat these nuggets, oh lord you do not know!"


This is the Conquest of The Porcelain Kings Nugget Expedition!!


These last two contenders fought the mighty chicken tender their hearts with delight and the chickens golden splendor
The King rose above his foe, the two gave their all, but alas with high cholesterol!

This is the Conquest of The Porcelain Kings Nugget Expedition!!

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from HAHA High School, track released March 13, 2014

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