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HAHA High School

by American Soy Sauce

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1.
There's really no lyrics besides "Oooh" so stick with that.
2.
Aircraft Adam (x2)
3.
tape recording windows shut the fans not blowing anymore voice is cracking im in a rut, the words dont come out anymore and i cry, i hope i die but not by my own hands take my life, take my life, take it from me and do it quickly the engines groaning and the gear is shifted, my eyes are falling down the road your car horns blaring my legs have lifted, the tires spinning awfully low and i rely, on the guardians at my back wanting them to take me, but not by my own hands take my life, take my life, take it from me and do so swiftly depression setting my pleas unanswered, dont feel so alone happiness gathered i say yes sir, you are always at home and i will lie, with my burdens with me and acceptance of everything that has passed dont take my life, please dont take my life, i am happy so damned and nifty
4.
The Porcelain King went with his thane to the mid-state restaurant of the hens domain The King and the Thane were there for lunch and had a feast that was meant for a whole bunch This is the Conquest of The Porcelain Kings Nugget Expedition!! They got themselves 40 pieces of great white chicken and the thane devoured them like poor defenseless men Poor old King had 20 to go and cried "I must defeat these nuggets, oh lord you do not know!" This is the Conquest of The Porcelain Kings Nugget Expedition!! These last two contenders fought the mighty chicken tender their hearts with delight and the chickens golden splendor The King rose above his foe, the two gave their all, but alas with high cholesterol! This is the Conquest of The Porcelain Kings Nugget Expedition!!
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Skylab, launched aboard a Saturn V rocket, in the year Nineteen Seventy Three, was America's first attempt at long term lodging in space. As it turns out, it looked destined to fail from the beginning, as it lost one of it's solar panels during liftoff, leaving the other jammed, however it's first crew fought hard to save it, preforming the first ever major repair conducted in space, (some things are just destined to fall) and as a result of their success, nine pioneering men lived and worked aboard it for a total of one hundred and seventy three days, and conducted ninety four seperate experiments to further our understanding of the cosmos, and ourselves within it. (some things are just destined to fall) Plans were made to boost the station to a higher orbit, and lengthen it's lifespan, however, none came to fruition, leaving it to fall back to Earth on July Eleventh, Nineteen Seventy Nine, supposedly impacting a lone cow near Perth, Australia. Man what a bummer. (some things are just destined to fall)
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Lost in darkness, Completely weightless, On my own, With a heart made of steel. Breath escaping, Head is aching, Against the glass, The pain is so real. Space Wanderer The empty space, Nothing to trace, Except distant stars, Shining through my eyes. A magnitude of power, To a soft sweet flower, The cycle of life, Where there are no lies. Space Wanderer The clock is ticking, No time for kicking, Just close your eyes, It'll all be fine. The dark will pass, then light at last, In the end it will be alright.
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Welllllllllllllllll i.... dont wanna go to school and it aint about being cool i dont care if these kids think im great, and its not about the education cause i like to learn its all about the execution of getting me concerned over something besides my grades, cause im trying not to go insane OH GOD OH HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAA AAH HAA!! freshman year? fuck that! sophmore year i stopped being fat and got nominated for the duke of the ridge of course no one voted for me but skylar did!(skylar shouts i did!) my first girlfriend broke my heart in two or was it cause i left her for you? OH GOD OH HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAA AAH HAA!! i wish my junior year never happened to me and i dont think youll ever forgive me mrs sartore, over all of the stupid things that i did in your class, making myself out to be an obnoxious ASS i shouldve taken biology, forgiving myself easily OH GOD OH HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAA AAH HAA!! Now Senior year was actually great i dont think that i have any complaints i just had to find what i wanted to be and focus on nothing but graduating, but it was worth every moment of my time now ive got nothing besides my mind!! OH GOD OH HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAA AAH HAA!! Whether it be Physics, Mathematics, World History, Theatre, AP Music Theory, ANOTHER fucking English Course, RUSSIAN, SPANISH, ITALIAN, FRENCH, GERMAN, OR LATIN GOD I DONT CARE ANY MORE I will always be the happiest of them all Because I was just destined to FALL OH GOD OH HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAA AAH HAA-HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAHA HIGHSCHOOL! HAA AAH HAA!!
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overturned cars burn on the icy road stuck in airport southern these overturned cars are nothing but a cruel metaphor for these blackened scars on my arms the miniscule harsh returned voicemails are nothing compared to what will break your heart clean broken you lift the light of passion to that cigarette fashioned knowing that i said no words unspoken and how could i ever know, what i reap is what i sow-oh oh no. insomniatic and inflammatic my head burns with possibilities of unspoken words and creativity its 7 am and we're not done again impossible to finish this thing easily without breaks (Break) oh what a mistake the lengths that we must take to find ourselves at steak n shake oh no. I facilitate the fond memory blurted on your estate oh what a mess that i had made, oh what a mess i had made, oh what a mess i had made give up the conquest for the sky please stop youre about to die those ceilings will always keep you down they'll make you stick around, for the vampires teeth will soon be bearing down oh no. I will always remember the fun times and the good vibes that we had, forget the stupid puns that never, made me mad and I don't want to say goodbye, I don't want to say goodbye, I don't want to say goodbye, I don't want to say goodbye I don't want to see you go When I see you leave at Airport Southern

about

The words, "Let's record an album!" have likely birthed many an album. (Because what else would that sentence prompt someone to do?)
HAHA Highschool is one of those spontaneous things to spawn from that phrase. To be a bit more specific, Matt Trustman and I (Skylar
Hensley: Harmonica-ist and air guitarist extrordinaire)
were just hanging out, having another one of those days, you know how it is? You're just sitting there with your friend and one of you asks,
"What do you want to do?" and the other gives the inevitable reply, "I dunno, what do /you/ want to do?" and then you both contemplate
the rapid shift in tone this inside cover just experienced.
You both then realise that you're breaking the fourth wall and become quite uncomfortable about the fact that you're living in a world
created specifically for an example of a boring day
to be used in an album's inside cover. Anyways, it was one of those moments, but instead of the "inevitable" reply, one of us chimed in with
the idea of writing and recording an entire album.
And as a result Bush vs. Shoe was born, my name for Matt and I as a band. [American Soy Sauce comes in later, don't worry. (Yes, you were
worried, you thought you'd bought an album from the wrong band. Rest assured, you bought precisely the album you should have.)]
We picked some song names from a list Matt had been keeping, determined that Aircraft Adam was an important enough piece of history to
make it on, and went to work (Maybe when you're older we'll tell you about Aircraft Adam)
and I got going on album artwork, which was eventually scrapped, and we recorded as much as we could for the album, which would soon
become an EP because recording an entire goddamn album in one day was a bit too ambitious even for us.
It was actually only four songs recorded that day [Aircraft Adam, Intro to Mexico, Some Things Are Just Destined to Fall, and Porcelain King if
you were curious. (Which you were, don't lie.)]
"Please Kill Me Before I Die" was re-recorded the previous day in my presence as an example of proper tuning and more importantly the
recording process, so we added that in because why not, right? I think it was a good idea.
Beyond that we'd selected the names of HAHA Highschool and Airport Southern and determined to write and record them on another day.
(Note: The aforementioned "another day" never actually happened.)
Between the first day and the day that never actually happened things happened on Matt's end, and JC Ford of Hella Dad Records did some
figuring and determined that HAHA Highschool could become more than the goofy, spontaneous idea that it was and as a result,
the day we were going to record the last two songs became a day that Brandon Rosas, Matt, and I re-recorded Aircraft Adam,
Some Things Are Just Destined to Fall, and Porcelain King, and re-re-recorded Please Kill Me Before I Die.
And henceforth this album was under the domain of American Soy Sauce, (I told you not to worry,) this session was followed by the re-
recording of Intro to Mexico at Trenton Ackerman's house. (Which had terrible acoustics apparently? But he had a rag so it was okay.)
Soon Brandon proposed the idea of adding a song called Hallucinations, which was later replaced by Space Wanderer. (And may or may
not one day become a thing in of itself. Who knows? I don't. You might though.)
It, HAHA Highschool, and finally Airport Southern were recorded at Tori's dad's house with the help of, (or at least observed by)
Matt, Brandon, Tori, Andy, JC, Vero, Sara, Misel, Jose, Tori's dad (naturally), and Skylar. (that's me!)

In the words of Matt here's a special thanks to everyone involved:

(thanks to) Everyone in ASS, thanks to JC for being an insane (hella) "dad", sunny for her amazing photography skills
(she took the album cover photo!) vero for the incredible drawing of skylar, thanks to trenton for
being alive and letting us use his house, special thanks to my dad for not laughing at me when i showed him this,
thanks to sara for screaming with us, and thanks to misel for recording drums (which we eventually cut sorry), thanks to tori's dad for being a
huge help, and to jose as well, thanks to everyone listening, and especially thanks to skylar for inspiring us to write this entire album and
being a wonderful human being.
(Matt is literally my boyfriend if you couldn't tell. Well not literally but pretty much. And by that I mean he should be literally my boyfriend ;) )
Back to the skylar monologue. Anyways, I've gotta thank you all again, this whole project was a wild ride from start to finish (and at the time of
writing it's still not technically finished even though the songs are recorded) and you all
have made sure that my last couple months living here have been some of my best.
But most of all, thank you for buying this album, or at least reading the inside cover, or whatever?
(disclaimer: I'm not dying. Ever.) - Skylar Hensley, March 12th 2014 (one month before release!)

In Dedication to Skylar Reese Hensley, Recorded in Central Florida from February 14th to March 16th 2014

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released April 12, 2014

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Hey guys!! We're American Soy Sauce currently consisted of four kids from Central Florida here to bring as much good vibes and good tunes to anyone who wants to listen to us, we hope you love it as much as we love making it!!

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